You know you are an Okie if...

You know you are an Okie if..........The weather is always the first ingredient of a discussion. If If you go weeks without mowing your yard and then have to mow it twice in one week. If 50% of the time there's a little Oklahoma map in the corner of your TV screen. If 98% of the people you talk to are negative about government. If you are willing to drive 30 miles to buy gas 2 cents a gallon cheaper,

and then brag about it. If you can't wait to go to the mail box each day but you're not sure why? If you still pull over for a funeral procession. If school was canceled for ice and heat in the same year. If you know at least three people that hit a deer. If most of the States festivals are named after a food, fruit, or vegetable (Rush Springs Watermelon, Prague Kolache, etc.). If you think everyone else not from Okla. has an accent. If you see men wear Bib-Overalls to funeral service. And if your local paper puts national headlines on the last page and gives 5 pages to sports. You're an Okie. Br. Larry