Thursday, October 25, 2012

Just because

Grandma and Grandpa were sitting on the porch swing when she said,"Why don't you sit close to me like you used to?", so he scooted closer. "And why don't you put your arm around me like you used?"; so he put his arm around her genly. "Grandpa, why don't you nibble on my ear the way you used to?" With that he got up and started walking off, "Where are you going Grandpa?'
He replied,"I'm going to get my teeth!!!!!". Chew on that
The little country church ran out of grape juice for communion. They substituted persimmon juice. Unfortunatley all they could do after communion was whistle Amazing Grace and go home!!! Br L

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