IT WAS THE COW AND THE PIG!

A Jewish man, A Hindu man And an Attorney were traveling through a rural area taking one of those famous short cuts. The trio were working on an election for the lawyer. Suddenly the car sputtered and stopped. No gas. In the middle of nowhere they could not get a cell ph. signal. They saw a farm house and hiked in that direction. They knocked on the door. An old farmer came to the door. They asked

for gas. He had none. Could he take them to town. No, don't drive at night. However, he had one little bedroom with two tiny beds so someone would need to sleep in the barn. Deafening silence. Finally the Jewish man offered to go to the barn. The other men went to the bedroom. 30 minutes later a knock at the door. I cannot sleep in the barn, there are pigs, I will be defiled. So the Hindu man said he would go because that is what Ghandi would have him do. 30 minutes later, a knock at the door. I cannot stay in the barn either. There are cows. The Lawyer grabbed his pillow and headed for the barn complaining about their religious scruples. 30 minutes later there was a knock at the bedroom door.......IT WAS THE COW AND THE PIG! My apologies to all attorneys who read this...Br. Larry